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bryak

I want to learn to speak Russian
so that I can sit on the bus
mumbling obscene
and nobody will know what I’m saying
So that I can pretend I don’t know my friends when they call
sorry wrong number
and I can isolate myself further from the whole world
I want to learn to speak Russian
so that I can go to Russia
dance with the women
and fight with the men
fuck with the women
and maybe even the men
if you get me drunk enough anything’s possible
When I learn to speak Russian
I’ll go to the grocery store
smoke a cigarette in the produce section
and yell angrily at the fat check-out girl
with the huge tits
and I’ll talk to my friends only in Russian
until they all get angry
and won’t be my friends
anymore
When I learn to speak Russian
Everything will be a breeze
and I can pretend I don’t understand a thing
which wouldn’t be far from the truth
I’ll write in code
(English words in Russian script)
and mail my complete works handwritten to every publisher I can find
When I learn to speak Russian
I’ll finally have something to hide behind
that’s fucking infallible
so I can stop being human altogether
eventually
until I meet a shy ugly girl
who speaks Russian too
and I can tell her I love her
and lie and say she’s beautiful.

Rick · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:45 am Post subject:

Do you want any of us to translate this for you?

bryak · Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:30 am Post subject:

hehe, sure; anyone who wants to can feel free

mediashark · Moderator Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 1601

It'll be cute if deliberate mistakes in error and spelling were included!

Great job! Cool