| How often do you have sex? |
| A. Never |
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25% |
[ 4 ] |
| B. Once a month |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| C. Twice a month |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| D. Once a week |
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6% |
[ 1 ] |
| E. Twice a week |
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18% |
[ 3 ] |
| F. More then three times a week, but less then daily |
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25% |
[ 4 ] |
| G. Every day |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| H. Twice a day |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| I. Three times a day or more (means you're either lying, or you are getting a friend to fill in for you at times, or you're Superman/Wonderwoman) |
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25% |
[ 4 ] |
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jo jo 7
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| raptor10 wrote: | | jo jo 7 wrote: | Who picked "NEVER" on the sex poll? I guess we have a virgin on the forum....
Stephen was that you?.....  |
I was the first one... Big whoop, wanna fight about it!?
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Not unless you like fighting a girl, but hey, I am 1/2 Irish so come on.. |
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Crabman
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| krasatulya wrote: | Not to be nitpicky, but the plural of moose is moose  |
About the nit that you just picked:
BCbud already knows this.
Surfguy will never learn this.
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Crabman
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:58 am Post subject: |
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| jo jo 7 wrote: |
Yeah, when it comes to sex, people are like a cars, you need a good tune-up once in awhile.... |
You mean chassis lube, don't you? |
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Crabman
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Concerning the topic of this thread, does anyone remember the (split screen) exchange in the Woody Allen film "Annie Hall", where the two people in a relationship were asked by their (separate) therapists about how often they had sex?
He: Hardly ever, maybe 3 times a week.
She: Constantly, I'd guess about 3 times a week.
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yorbcbud
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| krasatulya wrote: | | Not to be nitpicky, but the plural of moose is moose |
Thanks. I wanted to say that, but James would say I'm picking on him. |
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yorbcbud
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| Since Crabman's wife has possession of his apparatus, I'd assume that he was one of the "never" votes. Unless she was being kind and let him use it once in a while. |
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yorbcbud
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| surfguy wrote: | | yorbcbud wrote: | | surfguy wrote: | | do mooses count? |
Sure they do, James. Why don't you tell us about your encounter. Was she a Ukrainian moose?  |
Nope...I was only referring to you BC...after all there are no mooses in the Ukraine. Oh and BTW the girls here are tall and thin...and way out of your league. But as for the mooses...I was just making sure that we could actually include you in this poll. So do you have a herd...I mean harem up there in Sorrento? If so with some Viagra I am sure you could answer 3-4 times a day. Hmmm...just out of curiosity who mounts (mooses) who BC?
Yes India 007 has already stated he is a cherry boy. |
I told you before, I've never seen a moose in 50 years. I heard that you jarheads in the Marine corps are rather fond of camels, especially the slow moving ones in Iraq.
Hey, it's just what I heard. |
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Crabman
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| Ya know, that looks like one satisfied camel! Perhaps, in the past, I haven't given proper credit to the U.S., gung ho, semper fi, bloody taloned, death dealing, civilian killing, camel humping Marines. |
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gomer
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| After reading the posts, the song "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors, comes to mind. Don't know if Russians ever heard of that band. The song has been around for awhile. |
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surfguy
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The only problem with the camel jockey is that he is definitely not a marine and nor is he American. those Camies are no longer used by our US forces and haven't been for some time. The boots however are and so I know this to be a somewhat recent photo. But the mis matched and oversized uniform suggest he is in fact an Iraqi or middle eastern soldier. But the photo is funny and the suggested joke is too.
Cool now I know that the plural form of moose is well...moose. I think George Carlin had something to say about this. |
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raptor10
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| yorbcbud wrote: |
I told you before, I've never seen a moose in 50 years. I heard that you jarheads in the Marine corps are rather fond of camels, especially the slow moving ones in Iraq.
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That individual is not a Marine but Specialist Gardner of the Florida Army National Guard, 53rd Infantry.
http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php/weblog/through_the_looking_glass_113006/ |
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yorbcbud
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Umm. It was just a joke. You guys didn't have to debunk it. It appears that Surfguy couldn't debunk it, anyway.  |
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surfguy
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| I took it as a joke...just wonder who got more pleasure? The camel...or the jockey? |
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